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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Cat in Sheep's Clothing


Cat in Sheep's Clothing
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel.

Lime Cat


Lime Cat
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel.
Lime Cat is not pleased. Never pleased.

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Bad Person


Bad Person
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel.
You're a bad person if this makes you laugh.

Saturday, August 27, 2005

Do Not Disturb


DoNotDisturb
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel.
Do not have affairs with dragons, for you are crunchy and break easily in bed.

Saturday, August 13, 2005

Short LOTR

http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult.gif

And..

http://lotk.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/catapult2.gif

Friday, August 12, 2005

London Fights


London Fights
Originally uploaded by ddbsweasel.
MI5 cutbacks leads to commisioning retired agents

About Me

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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does