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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Fly in Soup

English diner, pointing to his soup which has a fly in it: Garcon,  le mouche,  le mouche!

Waiter: Non monsieur,  c'est LA mouche!

Englishman peers at the fly in his soup and exclaims: Good Lord you've got bloody good eyesight! 

Saturday, October 08, 2016