Genius is one percent inspiration and ninenty nine percent perspiration, which is why engineers sometimes smell really bad
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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
beauty
If you are attractive enough on the outside, people will forgive you for being irritating to the core.
Sunday, February 26, 2006
wishes
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it is really a meteorite hurtling towards the earth which will destroy all life. Then your pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless its death by meteor.
Friday, February 24, 2006
Friday, February 17, 2006
Pretension
The downside of being better than everyone else is that others tend to assume you are pretentious
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Sacrifice
Your role may be thankless, but if you give it your all, you might just bring success to those who outlast you.
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Dare to Slack
When birds fly in correct formation, they only need expend half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness
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Loneliness
If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you are not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.
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Elitism
It's lonely at the top. But its comforting to look down at people on the bottom.
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Indifference
It takes 43 muscles to frown, and 17 to smile. But it takes no effort at all to sit with a dumb look on your face.
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Bitterness
Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world. Because there is nothing the world loves more than really sweet dreams
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