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Thursday, December 20, 2007
Chairman Rudd Propaganda: Part Two
Mighty Rudd extends fulsome thanks to eager votepeople for wholeheart embrace of inevitable Rudd ascension.
By Hugh Atkin.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
The Last Laugh - George Parr
Broadcast on 14/10/2007. John Fortune & John Bird on the South Bank show.
Friday, November 16, 2007
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Thursday, November 08, 2007
Friday, November 02, 2007
Sunday, October 28, 2007
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
Financial News Report
I thought this funny. It is about ten years old. I first posted the audio at
http://www.icompositions.com/music/so...
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Helium was up, feathers were down.
Paper was stationary.
Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
Knives were up sharply.
Cows steered into a bull market.
Pencils lost a few points.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
Weights were up in heavy trading.
Light switches were off.
Mining equipment hit rock bottom.
Diapers remained unchanged.
Shipping lines stayed at an even keel.
The market for raisins dried up.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
Sun peaked at midday.
Balloon prices were inflated.
Scott Tissue touched a new bottom.
And batteries exploded in an attempt to recharge the market.
3 new bonds are being issued:
* Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity
* Gore bond: Has no interest
* Clinton bond: Has no principle.
Competition for Olympic Games
WIN 2 AIRLINE TICKETS ALL EXPENSES PAID TO THE 2008 OLYMPIC GAMES IN
BEIJING ,
CHINA .
To participate is very easy, just open the attached photo, correctly
answer the following questions and send your answers to the
International Olympic Committee:
1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
Good Luck!!!!
BEIJING ,
CHINA .
To participate is very easy, just open the attached photo, correctly
answer the following questions and send your answers to the
International Olympic Committee:
1. Which student seems to appear tired/sleepy?
2. Which ones are male twins?
3. Which ones are the female twins?
4. How many women are in the group?
5. Which one is the teacher?
Good Luck!!!!
Friday, August 17, 2007
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Monday, July 02, 2007
Happy Face Math
I think a child's face says it all. Particularly the mouth part :D
Many, many thanks to Charlie Smith of North Carolina State U for the art, and the humor. It is all his.
Many, many thanks to Charlie Smith of North Carolina State U for the art, and the humor. It is all his.
Sunday, July 01, 2007
Sunday, April 08, 2007
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