... She didn’t notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs
... Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark
... I hope he can foot the bill. It does not look like he has a leg to stand on.
...Rumour has it that his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks on Valentines Day and he lost it right there and then.
... Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine’s Day he had to take her out
... New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder……………. Footprints !!!