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Sunday, May 01, 2005

710 piece

710 piece
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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten thingy.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What in the world is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the part thats right in the middle of the engine, I have lost the one I had and need a new one."

She explained that she did not know what it does, but this piece had always been there and she thought she should have it replaced.

He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what it looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

Still confused, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 piece on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

Right then, we were all reminded of who we were dealing with.

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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does