A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten thingy.
We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What in the world is a seven-hundred-ten?"
She replied, "You know, the part thats right in the middle of the engine, I have lost the one I had and need a new one."
She explained that she did not know what it does, but this piece had always been there and she thought she should have it replaced.
He gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what it looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.
Still confused, he then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 piece on this car?"
She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."
Right then, we were all reminded of who we were dealing with.
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