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Sunday, March 02, 2008

That Dream Home

TW1
First pool, night view
TW2
Second Pool, day view
TW3
The Lounge
TW4
Landing, second pool
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Landing, evening view
TW6
Landing, from second floor
TW7
Lounge to second floor
TW8
Master bed
TW9
His and hers TV
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Beach search and rescue telescope
TWa2
View of second pool
TWa3
Upper floor spa
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ensuite
TWa5
Object D’Art
TWa6
Interiors
TWa7
Guest bed
TWa8
Blush
TWa9
Grin
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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does