There is an atheist walking thru the forest when a bear runs at him...Oh God help!!! he says
God replies... so after all these years you will change your way and become a christian?
No no but if you could make the bear one....
So god grants his request...
The bear pulls up next to the atheist and starts to pray...Dear lord thankyou for this meal I'm about to receive....
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