"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked his employee.
"Yes, Sir." the employee replied.
"Well then, that makes everything just fine. After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral, she stopped in to see you"
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Found online from Maria Nguyen ..
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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.