Five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.
>
> The Italian customs officer stops them and tells them :
> "Itsa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro!"
>
> Vot do you mean, it's illegal?" asks the German driver.
>
> "Quattro means four!" replies the Italian official.
> "Quattro iz just ze name of ze fokken automobile" the Germans
>retort unbelievingly.
>"Look at ze dam paperz : Ze car is dezigned to carry 5 people!"
>
> "You canta pulla thata one on me!" replies the Italian customs officer.
>
> "Quattro meansa four. You havea five-a people ina your
> car and you are therefore breaking the law!"
>
> The German replies angrily " You ideeiot! Call ze zupervizor
>over Schnell! I vant to spik to zumvun viz more intelligence!!!"
>
> "Sorry" respondes the Italian, "He canta comea ...
> He'sa buzy witha two guys in a Fiat Uno."
