Two friends went for a drive in the desert of Outback Australia. Nowhere special, they just wanted to drive.
It might have been a gasket, securing the coolant. Perhaps something else, I don't know. But steam began to issue from beneath the hood. Then the engine died.
The two friends decided to push the car to the nearest service station, just down the road.
Station attendant was stained and sweaty as he looked away from under the bonnet and leaned into the driver window to give an update and prognosis. "Mate, it looks as if you have blown a seal."
The two friends defended their reputation. "Sorry, mate, we had an ice cream while you were looking."
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