Two friends went for a drive in the desert of Outback Australia. Nowhere special, they just wanted to drive.
It might have been a gasket, securing the coolant. Perhaps something else, I don't know. But steam began to issue from beneath the hood. Then the engine died.
The two friends decided to push the car to the nearest service station, just down the road.
Station attendant was stained and sweaty as he looked away from under the bonnet and leaned into the driver window to give an update and prognosis. "Mate, it looks as if you have blown a seal."
The two friends defended their reputation. "Sorry, mate, we had an ice cream while you were looking."
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- I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.I'm the Conservative Voice.I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill.
I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.
I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious).
I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..
Ignore my politics, the media does
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