A nice, calm and respectable woman went into a pharmacy, looked the chemist straight in his eyes & said, 'I would like to buy some Cyanide.'
The chemist asked, 'Why in the world do you need Cyanide?'
The woman replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'
The chemist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord, have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the law! My license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen! No! You CANNOT have any Cyanide!'
The woman reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the chemist's wife.
The chemist looked at the picture and replied, 'Oh, you didn't tell me you had a prescription.'
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