These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

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Evangelist ...... Evil's Agent

The Morse Code....Here come dots!

Desperation.... A Rope Ends It.

Slot Machines.... Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity......Is no amity

Snooze Alarms... Alas, no more Z's

Alec Guinness.... Genuine Class

Semolina......Is no meal

Princess Diana..... Ascend in Paris

To be or not to be, That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.....


In one of the bard's best thought of tragedies our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

That is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind...


On a far planet, in large moon this man make flat strides.!

The Earthquakes....That queer shake

Contradiction,... accord not in it.

A decimal Point.... I'm a dot in place.

The public Tar Galleries.... Large picture halls, I Bet!
Did you know "listen" and"silent" use the same letters?

Do you also know that the words"race car" spelled backwards still spells
"race car?"

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move
it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does 

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