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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.

Thursday, June 17, 2004

Anagrams Checked

Evangelist ...... Evil's Agent

The Morse Code....Here come dots!

Desperation.... A Rope Ends It.

Slot Machines.... Cash Lost in 'em

Animosity......Is no amity

Snooze Alarms... Alas, no more Z's

Alec Guinness.... Genuine Class

Semolina......Is no meal

Princess Diana..... Ascend in Paris

To be or not to be, That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.....

Becomes.........

In one of the bard's best thought of tragedies our insistent hero, Hamlet, queries on two fronts about how life turns rotten.

That is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind...

Becomes......

On a far planet, in large moon this man make flat strides.!

The Earthquakes....That queer shake

Contradiction,... accord not in it.

A decimal Point.... I'm a dot in place.

The public Tar Galleries.... Large picture halls, I Bet!
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Did you know "listen" and"silent" use the same letters?

Do you also know that the words"race car" spelled backwards still spells
"race car?"

And that "eat" is the only word that if you take the first letter and move
it to the last, it spells its past tense "ate"?

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