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Thursday, May 13, 2004

CHURCH NOTICES

This afternoon, there will be a meeting in the north and south ends of the church. The children will be baptized at both ends.

Tuesday, at 7:00 p.m., there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers' Club. All those wishing to become little mothers will please meet with the minister in his study.

Wednesday, at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All the ladies giving milk will please come early.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Hooker to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken up to defray the expense of a new carpet. Will all those wishing to do something on the carpet come forward and get a piece of paper.

Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johson will sing: "Put Me in My Little Bed," accompanied by the pastor.

The services will close with "Little Drops Of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement on Friday afternoon.

A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the church basement. Music will follow.

The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belser.

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