HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Wine & Dine her,
Don't forget to call her,
Hold and hug her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Cuddle her,
Shop with her,
Surprise her with gifts,
Show her affection,
Hold her hand,
Write her love letters or poetry,
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Show up naked.
Bring beer.
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