Making fun of New Age:
"Visualize Whirled Peas"
"Visualize ... Using Your Turn Signal"
Politics/ other-party-bashing:
"Impeach the Clintons"
"Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican"
"Vote Republican -- It's Easier Than Thinking"
Miscellaneous:
"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway"
"Husbands Are Proof That Women Have a Sense of Humor"
"Forget the Whales. Save the Cowboy"
"I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You."
"Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill.
"Money Isn't Everything, but It Sure Keeps the Kids in Touch"
"My Mother Was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips"
"If You Love Jesus Tithe -- Any Fool Can Honk"
"Black Holes Suck"
"This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random"
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