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These jokes are of an unknown origin. Feel free to submit corrections or add to the list. I will edit when possible, to improve the flow and correct errors.

Thursday, May 13, 2004

Making Fun of

Making fun of New Age:

"Visualize Whirled Peas"
"Visualize ... Using Your Turn Signal"

Politics/ other-party-bashing:

"Impeach the Clintons"
"Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican"
"Vote Republican -- It's Easier Than Thinking"

Miscellaneous:

"Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway"
"Husbands Are Proof That Women Have a Sense of Humor"
"Forget the Whales. Save the Cowboy"
"I'm From the Government. I'm Here to Help You."
"Old Skiers Never Die. They Just Go Downhill.

"Money Isn't Everything, but It Sure Keeps the Kids in Touch"
"My Mother Was a Travel Agent for Guilt Trips"
"If You Love Jesus Tithe -- Any Fool Can Honk"
"Black Holes Suck"
"This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random"

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