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Thursday, May 13, 2004

Hearing Test

Concerned that his wife was experiencing some hearing loss, Al
consulted a doctor. The physician suggested a simple test to
determine how bad the problem was.

That evening Al found his wife at the stove, her back to him. "Hi,
honey," Al said in a normal speaking voice. "What's for dinner?" No
response.

He took a few steps in, as the doctor advised, and said again, "Hon,
what's for dinner?" Still nothing.

Stepping up directly behind his wife, he leaned forward and loudly
repeated, "What's for dinner?"

His wife spun around. "For the third time--MEAT LOAF, you deaf
bastard!"

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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does 

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