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Wednesday, May 12, 2004

The F Word

TIMES WHEN THE "F" WORD WAS APPROPRIATE IN HISTORY

"What the fuck was that?" Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where did all these fucking Indians come from?" General Custer

"Any fucking idiot could understand that." Albert Einstein

"It does so fucking look like her!" Pablo Picasso

"How the fuck did you work that out?" Pythagoras

"You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" Michelangelo

"I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?" Joan of Arc

"Scattered fucking showers...my ass." Noah

"I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head." John F. Kennedy

"Who the fuck is going to know?" Bill Clinton

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I'm author of History in a Year by the Conservative Voice aka History of the World in a Year by the Conservative Voice.

I'm the Conservative Voice. 

I'm looking to make contact with those who might use my skill. 

I have an m-audio mobile pre amp fed by the audiotechnica 2041sp condensor mic pack. Prior to 15/4/06, I'd used a Shure sm-58 that required a nuclear blast to register a sound or the internal mic of my aged imac, which has a penchance to recording my breathing. I also used a Griffin itrip, until the community convinced me it was not hiding my talent as well as the other mics.

I am a Writer and an occasional Math Teacher (Sir, what's the occasion?). I like to sing, having no instrumental talent (cannot even clap in time, and yes, I'm aware singing badly IS obnoxious). 

I have performed the finale to Les Miserables before an audience of 500. I have also sung before a similar audience (students, parents) renditions of 'I Will' (Beatles), 'Mr Cairo' (Jon Vangelis) and 'I am Australian' (Seekers). Now I seek another profession because the audience hates me ..

Ignore my politics, the media does 

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